The Optimal Page
Welcome to Optimal's World Wide Wacky Web of Wonder !
As this page is not now, nor will ever be, "optimal" ... it is still, and always
under construction........ Mail your comments and suggestions to:
I was thinking of dedicating these pages to the crowd I left behind back in my days
as an EE undergrad at UCSB. That was the real
Silicon Surf in California. For most guys it
was all just Babes, Beaches and
Bong loads, but for most in the Engineering crowd it was more like Booleans,
Barcodes and Bipolar Molecules. Most engineers were too geeked out
to understand the importance of the fairer sex or how to communicate with them.
I never knew anyone to get any trim by discussing finite state automata and formal
So instead, I dedicate the content within to you who have escaped such sheltered
pasts and now spend your valuable high-paid time and company funds in this compendium
of creative crap.
It's nice to know my 6 years and $42,692 did not go to waste...
Faces in Time
Creatures of the Night
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