The Cradle Will Rock



Dave + Cathy = Caroline Rose

After 36 hours of grueling labor, legs bolted in cold iron stirrups, beads of sweat running in a hot lather down her blazing cheeks, Cathy Glacier gave one last frenzied howl and bore forth young...


Caroline Rose

7 pounds 3 ounces of furry whippersnapper, Caroline is already hacking kernel code. Born at the auspicious 11th hour of January 31st, Caroline is expected to begin preparations for early admission to Princeton. Breast feeding is highly probable. Father, Dave, is to be given his (small) due credit for surviving the delivery with a single pair of Hanes.


Daddy's Little Girl


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