The Gossip Column

Cap'n C. is Alive and Well!

Captain C. (middle, above) is expected return to the Bay Area February 18th, for the imminent arrival of tour-mooch college pal, Phleg. CC is currently employed as an Old Navy manager and living in odd circumstances in Manhattan Beach (with "Sheryl", fellow store manager, who also happens to live with her openly gay husband-- yes, you read that right, Hard Copy is on it's way), CC hasn't been heard from since the Independence Day Hermosa Bar Crawl. Local law enforcement has been alerted. Bay area ladies are taking numbers for the expert's splashdown...

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