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Specialities: Wall Dances
Quote of the Month: "Take me to the beach and rip my cloths off?"
Once said: "Bouncer.. Throw this creep out on his ass"
Goal in Life: Strip for the President of the United States
"I was born in a small town in Ohio and moved out to SoCal to study film at
UCLA. I quit school when I realized that Hollywood was one big Old Boys
network. I moved up to the SF Bay Area and started dating a guy who was _way_ into
nudism. I really liked it, and the Bay Area is chock full of wonderful places to
tan in the buff.
I first met the Fatass at B.J. Bulls in Mtn. View,
where I worked for a month as a waitress. He and his computer nerd friends would
come in for lunch every Thursday. They weren't exactly brilliant conversationalists,
but they tipped pretty well.
He set me up on my ancient Mac for net-surfing, and here I am! I am dating, but
not really serious about anyone. I like 49'ers
games and I'm addicted to Cribbage (it's a card game). If you know how to 'make
up the crib', we really need to talk. Send me some mail (but nothing nasty, please
Here's a picture of me CLICK
I work at a dance club in the City, but prefer to take my cloths off
Here are some of my favorite letters...
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